Wanna Make a Bet?
My auntie's upped the ante at being the better bettor.
She uses her senses to census the world to see what her bets can get her
She takes drafts on draughts and and gauges gages
Bets on lambs on the lam from their cages
hare's hairs, does who doze, and yaks who yack all day long
Which witch is the best, and if the toon's tune was sung wrong.
It's succor for this sucker to know I can use my shoes to shoo myself away
and that conking my aunt on the head with a conch is not the only way
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